Dr. Westchesterson

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Dr. W. Logo Tee (White)

Smoke em' if you got em'!  That's what the doctor would do while wearing this stylish fitted crew tee.  Emblazoned with the now infamous Dr. Westchesterson logo that was hand designed by the Dr. himself.  Great care went into selecting the perfect t-shirt blank, guaranteed to piss off the hipsters who only wish they got one before you did!  Is there a better reason to buy one?  We can't think of one...

Dr. W. Logo Tee (Yellow)

Smoke em' if you got em'!  That's what the doctor would do while wearing this stylish fitted crew tee.  Emblazoned with the now infamous Dr. Westchesterson logo that was hand designed by the Dr. himself.  Great care went into selecting the perfect t-shirt blank, guaranteed to piss off the hipsters who only wish they got one before you did!  Is there a better reason to buy one?  We can't think of one...

Dr. W. Logo Tee (Red)

Smoke em' if you got em'!  That's what the doctor would do while wearing this stylish fitted crew tee.  Emblazoned with the now infamous Dr. Westchesterson logo that was hand designed by the Dr. himself.  Great care went into selecting the perfect t-shirt blank, guaranteed to piss off the hipsters who only wish they got one before you did!  Is there a better reason to buy one?  We can't think of one...

Dr. W. Ladies Logo Tank

Sexy Sexy Sexy!  Sorry fellas, these are just for the ladies.  This form fitting spaghetti strap tank was designed to do one thing and one thing only…turn heads.  And that’s exactly what’s going to happen when you slink onto the dance floor next time you’re all up in the club.  A favorite of Asian Strippers everywhere- now you too can proudly rep the Dr. with style and class.  Did we mention they’re sexy?

Dr. Westchesterson Sticker

Heavy-duty vinyl stickers.  They won't fade away like some of the other, lesser-quality brands.  No sir-ree-bob.  Put one on your car, skateboard or dog.  Put one on your forehead at a keg party and try to pick up girls.  Seriously- it'll probably work because if you can make a girl laugh, that's the key.  Then just be yourself and chit chat a while.  Pretty soon, the sticker and her clothes will be on the bedroom floor.

Labor Day Show Poster

These posters were printed for Dr. Westchesterson's FIRST EVER headlining, solo show at Captain Nick's on Block Island.  These are the ACTUAL leftover posters.  Because the Dr. carried these around Block Island in a backpack, some may show slight creasing.  Once these posters are sold out, NO MORE WILL BE PRINTED EVER! 

“In Like a Lion” Tour Poster

These posters were shipped off to Nectar's in Burlington, Bishop's in NoHo, The Spot in Providence, and Headquarters in Agawam as promotional materials for the Dr.'s first ever bona fide tour.  And what a tour it was!  Remember when the fire alarms went off in Providence?  Remember when the Dr.'s keytar died in Agawam?  Neither do we.  We were too wasted.  But we heard we had a GREAT time!

Bondi’s Island Tee

Don't get the joke?  You must not be from the 4-1-3.  Don't sweat it.  Bondi's Island is one of Western Massachusetts most cherished landmarks.  Legend has it that Admiral Bondi first discovered this sweet-smelling parcel of land on his first trip up the Connecticut River in a brown, hollowed out log.  Something about the mix of manure-rich soil (courtesy of a pack of wild Holsteins that called the island home) and the introduction of prized rose-bushes stolen from Elijah Dickinson's (great great great grandfather of Emily Dickinson) homestead in 1669 gave the area a unique aroma that carried for miles.

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